Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with


(via sherlockandmoriar-tea)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


It’s 2014 how do we not have a legal way of watching Broadway shows on the internet. 

(via runaeveena)


fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices

(via annamichaelisteller)

Favorite Television Series: (as voted by my followers)
#12. The Fosters (2013-present)
"’m going to let you in on a little secret, Cal. The universe isn’t against anybody. I know it feels that way right now, but I’m telling you, that’s not how it works. Life is a mixed bag. We all get some good and we all get some bad. The more time you spend figuring out all the ways that the world is trying to screw with you, well, the more you’re going to find."

(via bad-case-of-lovin-your-writer)


i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

(via sherlockandmoriar-tea)

me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is